Nine Year Olds Are Hilarious

So, Leah was playing with the baby downstairs while I was packing up the car. I come back inside and Leah says, "Mommy, what does 'consumer' mean?" So I told her it is basically the buyer of something. She replies, "Oh good, 'cause Axel just pulled this tag off the recliner." The tag of course reads "Under penalty of law this tag shall not be removed by anyone but the consumer."

Axel didn't technically buy the chair but I think we'll let him off the hook this time.