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If You Are Not in Quarante, France, You Have to Call it Sparkling Isolation

Today I read that Gen X’ers are well-suited to tolerating boredom. While generalizations about entire generations are pretty much always flawed, it is true that our generation spanned a time when mothers went to work but after-school programs and daycares had not quite caught up yet. My brother and I started coming home to an empty house around ages 11 and 9 respectively. And yeah, we were bored and had to find stuff to do.

Today every one of our society’s “non-essentials” are bored and having to find stuff to do. Here in California we are in our second weekend of mandated isolation. A Saturday seems so vast in a vacant, eerily large sort of way.

The boys (aka Jon and Axel) are becoming FIFA 2020 experts, presumably along with the rest of the soccer gaming world. I have taken the craft of folding laundry to a meditative art form. But even then, there is just such an enormous quantity of spare time. We get creative. Axel and I started a garden last weekend, sowing kale, turnips, beets, and some perennial herb seeds. Axel cut up pieces of fallen plum branches from a recent storm and constructed a tiny fence to protect the pumpkin seed he planted.

Today we took our disc golf basket to a nearby field and played nine holes of safari style golf. Jon won. Axel got second. When we came home, I decided to bake a three layer carrot cake, whip up some cream cheese frosting and decorate it with toasted pecans and little frosting carrots. That ate up a good couple hours.

A lot of carrots and sugar


Hole 1

Lord Gatsby


Axel created an Instagram for our cat, @LordGatsbyCat for those who wish to follow. Jon rode his bike in the rain and then picked up some Jerusalem Artichokes from his mom’s porch. They were able to talk for a bit through the closed door. The artichokes, having been parboiled and flash frozen after being lovingly dug out of the ground, makes me imagine Margaret is equally bored. Are the Boomers equipped for boredom too? My opinion: definitely! Even though they did not, generally, come home to empty houses, I am pretty sure their moms were not plying them with Pinterest crafts and playdates. I am pretty sure they opened the front door and said, “go-on, git.”

March 2020 brings an unprecedented-in-a-century time to the United States. I hope this is not a sign of continued disruptions to come. I hope it is finite, something to look back on one day with a deep breath, and hopefully not a shudder.

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