Last week we headed down to Portland, but not before preparing ourselves with a weeklong marathon of Portlandia episodes. We arrived on Columbus Indigenous People's Day at Hayden Island, which is technically Portland. This island was first encroached-upon by European-Americans in the early 1800's when Lewis and Clark came here. It was okay out on Hayden Island (Jantzen Beach RV park) but the whole place is overcome with big-box stores catering to Washingtonians looking to make large, tax-exempt, purchases. Not quite the Portland we were hoping for. We made several forays, each round trip drive taking 45-60 minutes, to visit stuff like OMSI, Hopworks Urban Brewery, and Pier Park. We even went to a ping pong bar (yes) called Pips and Bounce to celebrate my college friend Jen's birthday. It turns out Portland is rad. Driving from Northernmost Portland in a giant truck is not very rad. For this and other more complex reasons, we have checked the ...